Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.