I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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