a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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