Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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