ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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