Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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