Apparently you make a good broom.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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