grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Alive.
So much puke
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I need a hoe opinion
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