He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.