they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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