it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.