just tell him i said nine months
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread