I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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