Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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