This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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