Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize