she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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