i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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