if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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