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(289): View more from Ontario

i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?

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(289): i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going? http://tfl.nu/rdp8

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(561): View more from Florida

My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.

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(561): My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist. http://tfl.nu/h6i5

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(443): View more from Maryland

My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.

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(443): My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve. http://tfl.nu/bc9v

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(240): View more from Maryland

just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.

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(240): just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass. http://tfl.nu/1b7s

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(985): View more from Louisiana

It's like a mixture of two words

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"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"

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(985): It's like a mixture of two words (985): "town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now" http://tfl.nu/homf

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i think i left my bra at your place

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It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.

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(901): i think i left my bra at your place (1-901): It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there. http://tfl.nu/dg7a

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(571): View more from Virginia

I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.

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(571): I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet. http://tfl.nu/230n

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(615): View more from Tennessee

As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.

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(615): As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge. http://tfl.nu/pca6

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick

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(215): did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick http://tfl.nu/zk1d

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(503): View more from Oregon

Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.

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(503): Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out. http://tfl.nu/zwrd

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(859): View more from Kentucky

She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.

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(859): She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding. http://tfl.nu/udu2

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.

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(731): Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you. http://tfl.nu/9eaj

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head

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(780): I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head http://tfl.nu/nc7k

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.

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(336): I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat. http://tfl.nu/ctm6

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(509): View more from Washington

Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?

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(509): Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet? http://tfl.nu/3lpx

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