dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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