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• (206): View more from Washington

  This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.

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• (619): View more from California

  dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.

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• (347): View more from New York

  It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself

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• (408): View more from California

  Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road

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• (831): View more from California

  Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"

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• (914): View more from New York

  Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla

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• (407): View more from Florida

  The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore

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