North Korea, Best Korea!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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