found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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