But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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