Sorry, I don't speak sober.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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