At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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