Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm like, not good at living.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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