Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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