I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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