I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There's always time for handjobs
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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