i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Even my vagina gasped.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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