Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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