I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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