? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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