But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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