Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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