you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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