Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think your dad took our porno
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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