everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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