I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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