If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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