think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I faked an abortion last night.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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