and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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