Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
id be glad to
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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