my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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