none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
