Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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