i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Randomize