I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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