If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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