Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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