he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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