Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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