I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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