yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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