Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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