remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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