I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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